Whores Have Eyes 2009 1080p BluRay x264

Whores Have Eyes 2009 1080p BluRay x264

DETAILS

Resolution
1440x1080   Duration
1h31m     Format
x264     Size
4.40GB

Decent quality source bluray.

Scene 1 Britney Amber, Eric Swiss
Scene 2 Ryder Skye, Chris Cannon
Scene 3 Kenzi Marie, Marcus London
Scene 4 Claudia Valentine, Tricia Oaks
Scene 5 Aiden Starr, Roma, Lilly Kingston, Alan Stafford

When Marcus makes a wrong turn that takes him and his buddies near one of the government's radioactive test areas, he refuses to turn his motorhome around. Soon after they run out of gas and find themselves being focused on by ratty looking whores who want to suck and fuck them dry. No, it's not much of a plot, but it is a porn parody of a horror movie...

Scene 1 – Britney Amber and Eric Swiss

After trying to get Marcus to turn away, Eric turns around to find freaky looking bottle blonde Britney, who claims he's her only chance. He plays with her pussy and sucks her tits as they stand facing each other before Britney drops down to enthusiastically suck his cock. She pulls her panties aside to ride him cowgirl style as he sits back in a chair before laying back on a bench to take it missionary style. Finally, Britney gets up for a decent pop in and around her mouth.

This isn't too bad of a scene. Britney's outfit did absolutely nothing for me, but she puts out plenty of energy with nice vocals and seems to have good chemistry with Eric. She does a nice job with the facial finish, and although there's only two positions here the scene moves at a nice pace and doesn't feel overly short. This is a decent start to the movie, but it doesn't quite make it past the average mark.

Scene 2 – Ryder Skye and Chris Cannon

After the motorhome runs out of gas, Chris and tattooed brunette Ryder pass the time with the help of a lounge chair. Ryder lays back in the chair and lets Chris eat her pussy before the action cuts to her sucking and stroking his cock as he takes his turn sitting back in the chair. The action cuts to her riding him reverse cowgirl style before cutting to them fucking doggie and then cowgirl style. Finally, Ryder takes a clear and almost nonexistent pop form Chris on her tits.

This scene didn't do much of anything for me. Ryder isn't bad looking, but she has a look that's very fake to me between her implants, dyed hair, and multitude of tattoos. The scene seemed extremely drawn out with the reverse cowgirl lasting for just short of forever, and the choppy editing didn't help it at all. Throw in a pop that doesn't look like it makes three clear drops and you have a definite dud of a scene that's easily the worst in the movie.

Scene 3 – Kenzi Marie and Marcus London

When Marcus goes back to the gas station he's found by hot blonde Kenzi, who claims to be looking for a man like here and to have an engine that runs forever. She pushes him back on a bench and strips him down to suck his cock while giving him some very nice eyes and plenty of throat. The action cuts to her riding him reverse cowgirl style before letting him take her from behind. They also get in a cowgirl ride before Kenzi nibbles on Marcus' nuts until he can give her a nice facial finish.

This is easily the best scene in the movie. Kenzi looks slutty without appearing as far out as Britney in the first scene, and there's nice chemistry between her and Marcus to the point that I didn't really notice them following the same position arrangement as the previous scene until it was nearly over. There's some decent energy and vocals to the scene, and although the camera work seemed better here (especially with the lower lighting), the editing was still a bit choppy and held the scene back a little. This is a pretty good scene.

Scene 4 – Claudia Valentine and Tricia Oaks

While alone in the motorhome, busty brunette Claudia is sniffed out by wild bottle blonde Tricia who lays her back on the couch to eat her pussy and suck her tits. Claudia kisses Tricia and sucks her tits in return before Tricia strips down to let Claudia lick her bald beaver. The girls also grind against each other, sixty-nine, and sit next to each other to rub each other's nub before finishing things with a kiss.

This is an okay scene. As usual the style didn't do a lot for me, but there was some nice effort between the girls. They keep things moving fairly well, but the spacial limitations of the motorhome didn't help the camera angles any and the choppy editing continued to annoy me. This scene hovers around the average mark.

Scene 5 – Aiden Starr, Jackie Avalon, Lilly Kingston, and Alan Stafford

When Alan gets back to the camper he finds dirty blonde Aiden blocking his way with brunette Jackie and dirty blonde Lilly close by to watch as she pulls him down to explore her pussy. The others play with themselves a little while watching Alan eat Aiden and then as Aiden sucks his cock in return. After a bit Jackie starts sucking Lilly's tits and a little later they all move to the lounge chairs for Aiden to ride Alan reverse cowgirl style while the girls watch and lightly play with each other and themselves. They move in to play with Aiden a little as Alan fucks her missionary style and then get it back on with each other as he fucks her doggie style. Finally, Alan pulls out and pops on Aiden's ass.

This is another scene that can't make it to the average mark. Alan and Aiden have nice chemistry with each other and keep it moving well. Jackie and Lilly, however, add next to nothing to the scene and seemed more of a distraction than anything. If they would have gotten into each other better or mixed it up with Aiden and Alan a bit this might have been a better scene, but as it just seems to be wasted potential.

I've never seen the original The Hills Have Eyes that The Whores Have Eyes is a parody of, so maybe I'm not the best person to judge this movie. As is, however, The Whores Have Eyes was a disappointment even going in with fairly low expectations. Some of this is due to my tastes, as I prefer women to look beautiful or even fairly natural rather than seeing them made up like freaks to fuck. That said, even if they were made up to look beautiful I'm not sure it would have helped much here. Kenzi Marie and Britney Amber brought some decent chemistry to their scenes with Marcus London and Eric Swiss, respectively, but the others never got beyond the average level. The bigger problem was the camera work and editing, with the camera work seeming uninspired and the editing giving the sex a very choppy feeling. Throw in a plot that's light and forgettable even by porn or horror movie standards and there's not much left. The Whores Have Eyes is a forgettable movie that's a pretty good argument for the thought that some studios are bleeding the life out of porn parodies.

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